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This article is a list of (as of right now, not all-inclusive) character quotes (performed by doing RB+<A/B/Y/X>). Quotes said are affected by both gender and personality.

Feel free to contribute to this article, adding quotes in their appropriate section. Quotes must appear as-is (the way they appear in-game).

Definitions of headers[]

  • "Personality" refers to the option you choose for your character's voice.
  • "Pregame quotes" refers to quotes said in the 15 seconds before the game (and quotes said in response).
  • Battle Commands are quotes to order your teammates.
  • Team Skills are those quotes involving directly team skills.
  • Death quotes are quotes said between death and respawn.
  • "Interactive" refers to any quote aimed directly to someone else.
  • Miscellanious refers to any quote not fitting in the above (RB2+<A/B/Y/X>).
  • "Endgame" refers to any quote said in the end of the game, regardless of outcome (and any quote said in response).

Male character quotes[]

Regular personality[]

Pregame quotes[]

"I'm the toughest!"
— Rally.
"You got that right!"
— In response to someone praising your character's kit.

Battle Commands[]

"Let's build!"
— "Let's Build" order.
"Take them down!"
— "Take Them Down" order.
"This way!"
— "Follow Me" order.
"I need healing!"
— "Heal Me" order.

Warrior War Cries[]

Team Skills[]

"Unleash your finest battle cry!"
— Said upon initiating Cheer.
"Form a phalanx!"
— Said upon initiating Iron Phalanx.
"Ready? Prepare to charge!"
— Said upon initiating Group Rush.
"Prepare for missile launch!"
— Said upon initiating Multiple Missile.
"Let's work a miracle, people!"
— Said upon initiating Happy Miracle.
"Ready for a good sing-song?"
— Said upon initiating Sacred Song.
"C'mon! Transport time..."
— Said upon initiating Transport.
"Build the Ultimate Weapon!"
— Said upon initiating Ultimate Weapon.
"Tornado time!"
— Said upon initiating Tornado.
"Time for a lightning strike!"
— Said upon initiating Lightning Arrows.
"Time for a meteor storm!"
— Said upon initiating Meteor Storm.
"Prepare for Cyclone Rush!"
— Said upon initiating Cyclone Rush.

Death quotes[]

"Drat! But next time we win!"
— Bitter reaction.
"<playername> killed me..."
— Giving death details.
"I need resurrection!"
— Asking for resurrection.

Interactive[]

"Much obliged, <player>!"
— Upon thanking a player for his/her support.
"Sweet dreams, <player>!"
— Mock.
"You're going down!"
— Upon mounting a tactical weapon.
"Woo-hoo!"
— In response to an allied Team Skill.
"WAH! We're in TROUBLE!"
— In response to a hostile Team Skill.

Miscellaneous[]

"Keep it up!"
— Praise.
"That's the spirit!"
— Praise.
"Good work!"
— Praise.
"I wish I'd never come..."
— Whine.
"It's no good..."
— Whine.
"It's all over for us..."
— Whine.
"Victory's out of reach..."
— Whine.
"Feels like a losing streak..."
— Whine
"Hi!"
— Greeting.
"Hey!"
— Greeting.
"Good to see you!"
— Greeting.
"How you doing?"
— Greeting.
"What's new?"
— Greeting.
"You think you got a chance?"
— Taunt.
"You're just cannon fodder..."
— Taunt.
"I could win in my sleep."
— Taunt.
"Is that all you got?"
— Taunt.
"This is too easy..."
— Taunt.

Endgame[]

"Yeah!"
— Joy.
"We won! We won, I tell you."
— Joy.
"I won single-handedly!"
— Gloat quote.
"Maybe I'm too good?"
— Gloat quote.
"I'm the star of the show!"
— Gloat quote.
"You were worthy opponents."
— Praising enemies.
"An epic duel! Bravo!"
— Praising enemies.
"Guess you couldn't cut it!"
— Insult.
"Sore losers..."
— In response to sore losers.
"Darn it!"
— Crying out.
"Raagh!"
— Crying out.
"Th-th-this can't be happening..."
— Disappointing response.
"I can't believe this!"
— Disappointing response.
"I got the wrong allies..."
— Blaming allies.
"Who do you think you are?!"
— In response to someone blaming his/her allies.

Rowdy personality[]

Pregame quotes[]

Battle Commands[]

"Get on it!"
— "Take Them Down" order.
"Get your butts over here!"
— "Follow Me" order.
"Don't leave me hangin', man!"
— "Heal Me" order.
"Wait for me bros!"
— "Let's Build" order.

Warrior War Cries[]

Team Skills[]

"Let's mess em' up, bros!"
— Said upon initiating Cheer.
"Get ready for a wall of PAIN!"
— Said upon initiating Iron Phalanx.
"All right chumps, let's do this, LEEROOY!"
— Said upon initiating Group Rush.
"Show 'em who's boss!"
— Said upon initiating Happy Miracle.
"BURN 'EM DOWN!"
— Said upon initiating Meteor Storm.

Death quotes[]

"Ref? Ref!"
— Bitter reaction.

Interactive[]

"YEAH BOY!"
— In response to an allied Team Skill.

Miscellaneous[]

"Not bad buds!"
— Praise.
"No pain, no gain!"
— Praise.
"We're gonna have awesome beach bods!"
— Praise.
"Not bad, buds!"
— Praise.
"Need to eat more protein, shrimp!"
— Taunt.
"You mad?"
— Taunt.
"Bro, do you even lift?"
— Taunt.
"Come at me, bro!"
— Taunt.
"Oh, waah! You gonna cry?"
— Taunt.
"I ain't even mad..."
— Whine.
"I let my guard down..."
— Whine.
"Not fair! Waaah!"
— Whine
"Bro, that's totally OP!"
— Whine.
"How could I lose to a shrimp like you?"
— Whine.
"Lookin' big. Keep up the training."
— Greeting.
"No pain, no gain."
— Greeting.
"You got my back right?"
— Greeting.
"All you little shrimps better listen to me!"
— Greeting.
"Check me out, I'm lookin' fly!"
— Greeting.

Endgame[]

"OK, take 10. You earned it!"
— Joy.

Wimp personality[]

Pregame quotes[]

Battle Commands[]

"Little help, p-please?"
— "Let's Build" order.
"Let's go! Uh... you first!"
— "Take Them Down" order.
"Would you p-please follow me?"
— "Follow Me" order.
"Here... this might sting a little..."
— "Heal me" order.

Warrior War Cries[]

Team Skills[]

"Um... uh... let's go!"
— Said upon initiating Cheer.
"Um... let's make a wall... right?"
— Said upon initiating Iron Phalanx.
"Ch..Ch...CHAAAAAAARGE!"
— Said upon initiating Group Rush.
"Let's warp outta here..."
— Said upon initiating Transport.
"I'm scared to sing in public... Don't look!"
— Said upon initiating Sacred Song.
"A miracle? Sounds risky..."
— Said upon initiating Happy Miracle.
"Hehe! It's the Ultimate Weapon!"
— Said upon initiating Ultimate Weapon.

Death quotes[]

"Oh no!! Killed by <playername>..."
— Giving death details.

Interactive[]

Miscellaneous[]

"Imagine that!"
— Praise.
"You're crazy strong!"
— Praise.
"You're so much stronger than me..."
— Praise.
"I should stick to knitting..."
— Whine.
"Mommy!"
— Whine.
"Ow-ow-owww!"
— Whine.
"I won't cry... I won't..."
— Whine.
"I knew I should've stayed in today..."
— Whine.
"Anyone want to be friends?"
— Greeting.
"H-h-hi..."
— Greeting.
"Hi, um, just looking to make friends!"
— Greeting.
"Um... h-hi there..."
— Greeting.
"Mind if I join you guys?"
— Greeting.
"Take THAT, you ruffians!"
— Taunt.
"I sure told you, huh?!"
— Taunt.
"I've never felt this cool!"
— Taunt.
"H-h-hey! You! Your face is dumb!"
— Taunt.
"I'm winning? ...Really?!"
— Taunt.

Endgame[]

"I... I LOVE you guys!"
— Joy
"So... where's my MVP award?"
— Gloat
"Looks like I'll be getting all of the plaudits!"
— Gloat
"You gave us a terrible fright."
— Praise Opponent
"Ah, um, nice work!"
— Praise Opponent
"A fine victory!"
— In response to being praised by opponents

Female character quotes[]

Regular personality[]

Pregame quotes[]

"Put your back into it!"
— Rally.
"Let's settle this right now!"
— Rally.

Battle Commands[]

"Let us construct!"
— "Let's Build" order.
"Time for a beatdown!"
— "Take Them Down" order.
"I'll lead the way!"
— "Follow Me" order.
"Heal me, please!"
— "Heal Me" order.

Warrior War Cries[]

Team Skills[]

"Give it all you got, people!"
— Said upon initiating Cheer.
"Prepare to charge!"
— Said upon initiating Group Rush.
"Ready to unleash a miracle?"
— Said upon initiating Happy Miracle.
"Want to warp? Come here!"
— Said upon initiating Transport.
"Let's sing. ALL of you..."
— Said upon initiating Sacred Song.
"Let loose a rain of arrows!"
— Said upon initiating Lightning Arrows.
"Let's blow their world to bits!"
— Said upon initiating Tornado.
"Unleash a sea of flame!"
— Said upon initiating Meteor Storm.
"I think they're asking for a Cyclone Rush!"
— Said upon initiating Cyclone Rush.

Death quotes[]

"Resurrection time!"
— Asking for resurrection.
"The woe! The misery!"
— Bitter reaction.

Interactive[]

"You're so kind! <player>!"
— Upon thanking a player for his/her support.
"How does it feel to be DEAD?! <player>"
— Mock.
"We won! But, of course..."
— In response to an allied Team Skill.
"Run for your lives!"
— In response to a hostile Team Skill.
"Eat this!"
— Upon mounting a tactical weapon.

Miscellaneous[]

"You're the ... BEST!"
— Praise.
"Nothing can stop us!"
— Praise.
"I'm proud of you!"
— Praise.
"It was all for nothing..."
— Whine.
"Oh despair! Oh desolation!"
— Whine.
"This is the worst day of my life."
— Whine.
"Can I go home now?"
— Whine.
"This is a new low."
— Whine.
"Swell to see you!"
— Greeting.
"Hello there!"
— Greeting.
"How's life treating you?"
— Greeting.
"Hope all's well!"
— Greeting.
"Morning!"
— Greeting.
"Come and get it!"
— Taunt.
"This is no fun..."
— Taunt.
"You call that fighting?"
— Taunt.
"Don't tell me that's all you got..."
— Taunt.
"Try harder! It's no fun..."
— Taunt.

Endgame[]

"We won! What a rush!"
— Joy.
"And it was all thanks to me..."
— Gloat quote.
"I'm ready for a rematch!"
— Gloat quote.
"How ya feeling, guys?"
— Insult.
"Put up a fight next time..."
— Insult.
"You got beat, end of story."
— Reaction to sore losers.
"I'm wasted on this team..."
— Blaming allies.
"My comrades are hopeless."
— Blaming allies.

Childish personality[]

Pregame quotes[]

"Super happy magical luck forever!"
— Rally.
"Together we can do anything!"
— Rally.
"Nice clothes, can I wear them?"
— Praising one's kit.
"Thankies!"
— In response to someone praising your kit.

Battle Commands[]

"I wanna build stuff!"
— "Let's Build" order.
"Let's kick butt and chew gum!"
— "Take Them Down" order.
"C'mon, take my hand!"
— "Follow Me" order.
"Lots of healy goodness!"
— "Heal Me" order.

Warrior War Cries[]

Team Skills[]

"OMG, this song is my JAM!"
— Said upon initiating Sacred Song.
"Super happy mega miracle!"
— Said upon initiating Happy Miracle.
"This robot's gonna steamroll you all!"
— Said upon initiating Ultimate Weapon.
"Welcome back, Mr. Arrow!"
— Said upon initiating Lightning Arrows.
"Let's set them on fire, hehehe..."
— Said upon initiating Meteor Storm.
"Windy, windy, super windy!"
— Said upon initiating Tornado.

Death quotes[]

"Rez me! Now! Now!"
— Asking for resurrect.
"I didn't win?!"
— Bitter reaction.
"Um... it's opposite day. So dying means we won!"
— Being a sore loser.

Interactive[]

"Are you asleep or what, <player>?"
— Mock.
"You're a true pal! <player>!"
— Upon thanking a player for his/her support.
"Ha ha ha!"
— In response to an allied team skill.
"I'm getting out of here!"
— In response to a hostile Team Skill.
"Yee-haw!"
— Upon mounting a tactical weapon.

Miscellaneous[]

"More, more, more!"
— Praise.
"Gimme a high five!"
— Praise.
"Free hugs for everyone!"
— Praise.
"I call do-over!"
— Whine.
"I'm gonna cry..."
— Whine.
"You meanie-heads..."
— Whine.
"Not fair! Not fair!"
— Whine.
"Nooo, I don't like that!"
— Whine.
"Mornin' everybody!"
— Greeting.
"Hiya!"
— Greeting.
"Meow meow meow!"
— Greeting.
"Hi, hi, hi!"
— Greeting.
"Oh hai!"
— Greeting.
"Oopsie, you're dead..."
— Taunt.
"Oh, was that a fight? Oops, I won!"
— Taunt.
"Don't even resist, 'kay?"
— Taunt.
"Heehee, you're silly! Now die!"
— Taunt.
"Do you wanna die now, or later?"
— Taunt.

Endgame[]

"Magical!"
— Joy.
"Feels like a dream!"
— Joy.
"Algebraic!"
— Gloat quote.
"This stinks. I wanted to win!"
— Disappointed.

"Sexy" personality[]

Pregame quotes[]

Battle Commands[]

"Building, please, pretty please?"
— "Let's build" order.
"I'm ready..."
— "Take Them Down" order.
"I'm the girl everyone wants to follow!"
— "Follow Me" order.
"I'll kiss it and make it better!"
— "Heal Me" order.

Warrior War Cries[]

Team Skills[]

"Ready, darling?"
— Said upon initiating Cheer.
"A miracle as fabulous as me!"
— Said upon initiating Happy Miracle.

Death quotes[]

Interactive[]

Miscellaneous[]

"Ooh, you're so strong!"
— Praise.
"You take my breath away!"
— Praise.
"We're the best-looking invaders ever!"
— Praise.
"You messed up my hair... I'll get revenge..."
— Whine.
"Ow-ow-owww!"
— Whine.
"This is totally terrible."
— Whine.
"I think I broke a nail..."
— Whine.
"This is bad for my complexion!"
— Whine.
"Hey there, good lookin'!"
— Greeting.
"Nice hair... do you use products?"
— Greeting.
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
— Greeting.
"How you doin'?"
— Greeting.
"Ooh, I'm lost in your eyes..."
— Greeting.
"OK, let's dance!"
— Taunt.
"Reality check. Your outfit is GROSS!"
— Taunt.
"We just weren't meant to be!"
— Taunt.
"You're cute when you try hard."
— Taunt.
"Sorry to break your heart!"
— Taunt.

Endgame[]

Unknown[]

Quotes listed in this section MUST be confirmed to appear in the game, but has parameters that are not known (condition, gender, voice). Section will be removed when all quotes are listed in their appropriate section. When you move a quote out of this section, delete it from this section.

"It's so hot!"
— Said upon initiating Meteor Storm.
"<playername> took my life!"
— Giving death details.
"Because of <playername>, I'm dead!"
— Giving death details.
"Let's show them the Ultimate Weapon!"
— Said upon initiating Ultimate Weapon.
"Let's show them how a Cyclone Rush is done!"
— Said upon initiating Cyclone Rush.
"Dear diary, today was the worst day ever."
— Death quote; no other parameters known
"Who left this garbage here? Ahh, it's <playername>..."
— Mock.
"Ooh, electrifying!"
— Said upon initiating Lightning Arrows.
"What is the meaning of life I wonder..."
— Said by AI, no other parameters known.
"What's your favorite protein supplement?"
— Said by AI, no other parameters known.
"I just had a dream where you ALL DIE!!"
— Said during pregame by AI, no other parameters known.
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